[ so there may or may not be posters appearing all over the house, made with love and skill and an exorbitant amount of patriotism. who needs sleep, really? america doesn't, not when the progress of CAPITALISM and DEMOCRACY is on the march. ]


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[ See America. See America wearing a top hat similar to Uncle Sam's famous one with an American flag stuck into the ribbon around the base and red, white, and blue bunting tied around his neck. See America also stuff his face with a burger as he's rooting around in a box marked "4th of July - Explosive!!" ]

So it can open. Now all we've got to is ( Read more... )

Hello?! Is this thing working?!

[ if it sounds like someone is yelling into the mic, that's because America is. what is this technology, he knows not. ]

I want everyone to know that this place is infested with communists! Everyone who values freedom, democracy, and the market-driven economy should stay away and come to me the instant you see any ( Read more... )